CRAZY STATUS FOR WHATSAPP

• Act crazy, don't regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! :)
• • Team work is important; it helps to put the blamon someone else.
  • • I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
    • • Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
      • Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world
      • Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world
      • • if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious
        • • People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
          • • Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
            • • No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
              • • Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
                • • It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
                  • • I will kill you with my awesomeness...
                    • • Its not called staring when your looking back at me!
                      • That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
                      • You know my name not my story. So don't assume...a damned thing!
                      • • • I shouldn't have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
                          • • I wish I could be as brainwashed as you, then I could be happy about being stupid!