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THOUGHT OF THE DAY

"May today bring you the joy that escaped from your reach yesterday; the focus to strive for a better tomorrow; the motivation to live victoriously today."
Written in 2014 by Janice Harris --- Florida

"Just imagine for a day that you do not know anything, that what you believe could be completely false. Let go of your preconceptions and even your most cherished beliefs. Experiment. Force yourself to hold the opposite opinion or see the world through your enemy's eyes. Listen to the people around you with more attentiveness. See everything as a source for education; even the most banal encounters. Imagine that the world is still full of mystery."
Robert Green --- Submitted by Dan Smith --- California

"It's by one's own actions that we clearly define our existence, our reality and ultimately the outcome. Seek truth, build character, find happiness and most of all share and be grateful to those that encouraged you to never give up!"
Written in 2013 by Trey Eastwood --- Texas
Living by it!

''If a situation does not work then let it be. It is never okay to seek revenge. Inner peace and forgiveness are sources of strength."

Written in 2014 by Jesse Marie Kavumpurath --- Connecticut

"...Therefore, the quality of one's art is determined most by the interpretation of the art, rather than the thought of the artist himself, for the quality of one's art is determined only by the viewer's opinion."
Author Unknown --- Submitted by James Donalds --- New York

"What is not acknowledged cannot be addressed. Denial defeats elimination."
Written in 2014 by Janice Harris --- Florida 
If you don't admit there is a problem, you will never overcome the problem. Deal with it.

"If there was no Yesterday, and Tomorrow were to never come, what would you do Today?"
Written in 2014 by Jason L. Addicott --- North Dakota
I am the one that has thought it and liked it to where I decided to share it with the world. Makes you think a little more of what you should do with each day that everyone is blessed with.

"I might not be the man you want to see, but I see in me the man I want to be."
Written in 2014 by Eniola Opeyemi --- Nigeria

SHORT WHATSAPP STATUS

1. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

2. Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.


3. I didn't change, I just woke up.


4. You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.


5. Silence is better than lies.


6. I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.


7. Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.


8. If “Plan A” didn't work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

9. Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.


10. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.


11. I’m not perfect, I am original.


12. All girls are my sisters except you.


13. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you 
understand.


14. I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.


15. Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.


16. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.


17. You can do anything, but not everything.


18. Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a 
referee.



19. All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of 
chips.


20. I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.


21. I don't always have time to study... but when I do, I don't.


22. Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.


23. At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.


24. I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon 
dioxide.


25. The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight.


26. Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.


27. When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before 
your phone does.


28. That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.


29. (-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China


30. Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can 
accommodate your smartphones.


31. Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.


32. Don’t steal, the government hates competition.


33. You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.


34. I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.



35. I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.


36. I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. 
But never twice.


37. They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a 
hurry?


38. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is 
finished.


39. You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash 
them.


40. When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a 
waiter?



41. Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.


42. Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”.


43. Weird is a side effect of awesome.


44. If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get 
slapped.


45. Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at 
your X and wondered Y?


46. Think twice before you speak, you'd be able to say something 
more Insulting.


47. I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.


48. I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of 
fat.


49. I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.


50. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were 
negative.


51. If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.


52. You don’t have to like me after all, I’m not a Facebook 
status.


53. I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.


54. Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.


55. Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.


56. If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are 
biTextual.



57. Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.


58. I don’t make mistakes, I date them.


59. My girlfriend is like my iPad...I don`t have an iPad.


60. The longer the title the less important the job.


61. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am 
right.


62. When in doubt, mumble.


63. By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old 

to play the game.


64. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing 
well.


65. Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children 
are enough.


66. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.



67. If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like 
an accident.


68. Never have more children than you have car windows.


69. God must love stupid people- he made so many!


70. I like children. Properly cooked.


71. Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shut up'.


72. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.


73. The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.


74. If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.


75. I am not failed, my success is just postponed.



76. Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.


77. The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you 
can’t do.


78. If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.


79. God made every person different, He just got tired by the 
time he got to china.


80. Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.

SHORT WHATSAPP STATUS

Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to my police report.

I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

The road to success is always under construction.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.

You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.

If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.

If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

Be a good person, But don't try to prove.

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.

I am not failed......My success is just postponed.

If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.

If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.

Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.

I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got 

fucked to get there.

I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

Person you love is 72.8% water.

I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".

I drink to make other people interesting.

If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.

Save water drink beer.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. 

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. 

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.

There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 

I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��

“Success” all depends on the second letter.

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